Lady Fyre
Hey what are you doing in my room, you know you’re supposed to knock. C’mon we talked about this, mom even talked to you about it. I’m not being a brat, you walked into my room. Oh you have something serious you want to talk about? Well ok. Are you asking me how to masturbate? You don’t know how to do that yet? I thought boys started much earlier. Oh I see, you know, but you need some instructions on how to do it better. You’re not sure you’re doing it right. You know it’s really weird that you’re asking me this, right? So why are you asking me? Well I guess it would be embarrassing to ask your friends.
Ok well I’ll try to tell you but you’re gonna have to take your pants off. You’re gonna owe me big for this. You’re gonna do my chores for a month. Ugh this is so gross. Take your underwear off too freak. Ewww this is so creeping me out. Oh my god, is it hard? LOL! Ummm yea, that thing is really fucking small! Now I know why you came to me. Do you know how tiny it is? Yea it’s small, you can’t tell? I mean I’m sure you’ve watched porn. Your penis is really, really small.
I guess it’s a good thing you came to be because you’re not gonna get laid with a dick that small so you’re really going to need to learn how to jerk off. I hate to be the one to break this news to you, but girls don’t want a penis that tiny. Lol, I’m sorry I keep laughing, I just can’t help it.
Ok first of all you should try using only two fingers, that should work better. Try it. Yea that’s better. Try your whole hand up and down. Hmmm that doesn’t work. Maybe you should try humping something, like your mattress or your pillow. Try it. LOL that looks so funny. But it feels good, doesn’t it? Keep humping.
Wow bro you are doomed to a life of solitude. No wonder you’re such an asshole. It’s gonna be really hard not to tell my friends about this, I know they’d have a really big laugh. Oh you don’t want me to tell them? Well how about two months worth of chores. Keep humping, you look like you’re getting close. Ewwwww gross! You came all over! You better clean that up! Well now at least we learned how to make you cum. You can practice humping other objects as well. That’s how you’ll masturbate from now on, by humping. And you better learn how to make yourself cum good because you’re not going to be getting laid with that tiny penis. And do not tell anybody I helped you masturbate or I will tell the whole school about your tiny penis. Now get out of my room, micro dick.
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