We all know that you have a tiny dick. But do you really know how small your dick is? I mean like in measured inches. You probably think it’s like 3 or 4 inches, but I’ve seen it and it’s even smaller than that. So right now, go get a ruler, take out your cock and measure it hard. Don’t try to elongate it. And I know you’re already hard thinking about measuring it and knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt, exactly how small it really is.
So how many inches it is? I want you to say it out loud. Omg, are you serious? LOL! It’s about the size of my big toe. Look at my toe and compare it. Give it some little strokes, as I stroke my toe for you. Just two itty bitty fingers.
Now I need you to remember exactly how small you are and you need to tell the world, so go get a sharpie loser. Write 2 inches on your little dick. I know it will be hard to fit it, lol. Then, I want you to write 2 inches right on your forehead, so you’re branded, lol. You look so stupid!
Now get in front of a mirror, totally naked, and look at yourself as you jerk your little 2 inch dick with the words branded on your face. So you can see the whole time, just how big you really are. Look at you, this has got you so excited. Jerk it loser and repeat, “I only have 2 inches.”
Then when you blow your little load, I want you take your cum, scoop it up, and jerk your dick with it again until you rub that ‘2 inches’ off of your little penis. And leave the one on your forehead, lol.
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