You Work I Play

Guess what loser? I’m sitting here in my vacation house, enjoying life, spending nothing but loser money. Life is great! It’s always hot and sunny here in Paradise and I get to sit by the pool and work on my tan every single day. While you’re at work that is! Aren’t you jealous of my life? We both know that I deserve it. Not you. Guys like you are meant to work for hot girls like me. I’m too pretty to work. Look at me. This hot body deserves to be in a bikini 24/7. Don’t you agree? Hahaha… I’m glad you do because you’ll be doing all the working while I do all the playing. Read between the lines loser. You work I play.