Oh, my God, its just a dinner. So WHAT that my EX is handsome and has a huge cock? He just wants to take me to a romantic resturant to talk about old times…Don’t worry he wont hit on me. He’s Such a good guy…and rich too!.
I’m only gonna fantasize about his huge cock because yours is so tiny but I’m not going to sleep with him, duh! And I know you say I always get drunk but i’m only gonna have ONE drink…I promise! But if he offers to buy a bottle of champagne, then I will probably have to drink it so its not rude. Oh, and you should give me a few hundred dollars so you can pay for it. H’e a very handsome man and is not used to paying for his own dinner and drinks even though he can totally afford it.
I know you are low on funds because you are in between jobs right now, so I am going to flirt with him a little and maybe he will hire you to be his secretary! I will even have him send ME your paychecks directly so I can manage our money better, honey!