“I want you to unzip and try to impress me. Do you have the kind of cock that’s gonna get me wet? Or do you have a tiny little dicklette, made for taunting? Will I be rolling a huge XL condom over your monster dick so you can fuck me? …
“Your rival won the award. So he gets to have me. You get the consolation prize. To kiss the toes I had pedicured today. To beg me not to fuck him. To stare up my skirt at the pussy that no longer belongs to you. Maybe I’ll take pity on …
“If my new bikini gives you a desperation boner, I know my boyfriend’s gonna love it — and fuck me good and hard, after I baby oil his cock by the pool. And what do YOU get, boner boy? You got to spank your little dick into your dog dish …