“Does Princess Tiffani’s puppy want out of his cage? You can’t even wag your tail, can you? Poor widdle puppy. Awww look at the little cutie in his cage! Should I let you out to play? Will you be a good puppy for Princess? Or are you going to try …
“I heard something hilarious. Do you have a date tonight?! Well, that’s too bad. Because I was going to let you worship my sexy feet after work. But I guess it would be pretty humiliating for you to go on your date with my feet smeared all over your face …
“Look at you! All dressed up for a date? Too bad. I WAS going to let you worship my feet tonite after work. Maybe even give you a foot job. But I guess you need to go on that date, huh. Or you could get down on your knees, kiss …
“I love what happens to that bulge in your pants when I dangle my high heels and then let one slip off, revealing a peek of my naked toes. Is your boner starting to tremble and sputter? Aww. Good. Because I’m just getting started. I intend on turning you into …